my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016

Shit my tub

When someone really screws you over...IE takes a dump in your bathtub

Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won

by drew4927 October 11, 2009

Spittin in my breakfast

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.

"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013

String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.

"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."

by Lustre King September 9, 2011

check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012