November 20th National Cum Jar day

On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!

Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!

by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021

National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th)

Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!

"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"

by magazinefein January 12, 2021

National Kill A Ginger Day

On October 20, any hate crimes against gingers are completely legal, especially murder! Enjoy yourselves as we normal hair colored people bask in the sunlight as mutants (gingers) experience a mass genocide.

I’m so excited! National Kill A Ginger Day is coming up!

by Squeberchlyn October 17, 2019

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

National kiss a girl day

On April 13th you have to kiss a girl more than 5 seconds and no pecking. Have fun guys/girls 🤣

Oh it’s april 13th kiss a girl because it’s national kiss a girl day

by Muggy123455778 May 26, 2018

National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020