Margarine Face

A female with an attractive body, but a "marginally" attractive face(hence the use of the word "margarine"). A margarine face is a female whose face barely exceeds the minimum requirements for an attractive face, as not be ugly. A margarine face is slightly more attractive than a butter face, as a butter face has no facially attractive features whatsoever.

I saw a girl with a great body the other day, but her face wasn't all that attractive. She was a total margarine face.

by puggyface April 15, 2009

Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.

hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.

by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003

snot face

a sorry excuse for a homosapien with overly developed nasal glands who snacks on the mucus that gathers on their upper lip between meals

remember that weedy kid in school whose nose was always dribbling? what a snot face

by original bone head January 18, 2009

swirly-face

paedophile. originates from the story of a paedophile who took photos of himself with children and put them on the internet- he used photo editing software to distort his face into a swirl, hence 'swirly-face'.

'What a Swirly-face!'

by ae69 December 29, 2007

Face cake

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

Cat Face

When you move your head to the side, to a 45 degree angle, with a surprise expression on your face.

It is time for cat face!

"I cant believe you put ketchup on your roast, cat face"

"Dude, did you hear that he got busted for trying to smuggle a ton of grade A canadian reefer, no way, cat face"

by Arrow Greg June 27, 2014

Canoe Face

The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.

"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"

by Forbore Mort August 29, 2008