James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!

James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.

by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

James Drafts

a)The faggot above all faggots: one who is born with a mental disablilty (but not really just complete and utter lazyness) and is destined to be entirely stupid throughout their lifetime regardless at attempts to education.

b)Also known as "Queefer," see queef
or Trash, but only when complaining about how much football is terrible.

c)One who wears "upstate swag" i.e. pockets hanging out of pajama pants and large dixie/diner t-shirts.

d) a disability describing one who is stubborn beyond all belief, cannot do anything for themselves (i.e. laundry or grilled cheese sammiches), and is picked upon by all friends for such retardation

He's definitely a James Drafts, he has his like, own dimension of faggotry.

by lawlsters March 22, 2011

James Bonding

It's another word for silent but deadly farts. These are just done with such discression, that nobody takes credit, and/or even goes as far as to recognizes the fart. Very smooth.

Dude, I farted last night at the game. James Bonding that shit! Nobody moved, but eveybody smelled it!

by The Lewis February 24, 2009

James Bond Syndrome

In series involving more than one actor playing a specific character (EX: James Bond, Doctor Who), the first actor you see playing that character will be believed to be the best at it.

Guy 1: Dude Matt Smith is the best Doctor!
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.

by Couch Radish July 31, 2012

james s harris

short but incedibly sexy

if that james harris was a foot taller i would introduce him to the joys of felching. i would even let him piss on me. And do a poo on me.

by betty swallocks February 7, 2004

James

A poor excuse for a grown man. Well known for claiming to be the savior of “damsels in distress”, yet is an emotionally and psychologically abusive narcissist with a God complex and overly inflated ego. Often has children yet refuses to pay child support, or care for said child/children in ANY way. Pretends to be “daddy of the year”, yet seems to forget he is actually a deadbeat dad. Smokes massive amounts of cigarettes and secretly cross dresses in his free time. He also believes he is invincible and will win any fight he is challenged with.

James is a complete douchebag, I can’t believe he doesn’t take care of his child!

by Satansangel July 10, 2019

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is titties. Titties are Maynard.

lol, maynard is titties.

by Drewhallsucks.com September 4, 2004