dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

by Bersh December 9, 2008

rusty dick

the dried blood on a mans purple headed yogurt slinger after he has torn the poop shoot of a female

Man i destroyed this chicks ass for over two hours and woke up to a rusty dick.

by warpain January 16, 2009

Barf Dick

A female who has vomited on someone's penis while giving oral sex. Not to be confused with puke dick.

"Should I hook up with Mallory?"
"No way, dude. She's a barf dick."

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

Dad dick

That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge

"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"

by IMPULS3HAWK June 26, 2019

vacation dick

A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Girl : He has a vacation dick.

Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half

by OneNip May 13, 2016

dirty dick

The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.

I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.

by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004