Penis Goblin

Creature that loves the cock and makes a "Bluh Bluh Bluh" sound.

Mike is such a penis goblin when he runs around looking for dick going "Bluh Bluh Bluh".

by TheDefinitionOfAwesome September 16, 2010

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Penis Fire

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873

Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.

by poopingchicken191 April 22, 2021

golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.

braden has such a golf penis!

by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017

Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

penis tracz

it is a word used in most gehhtos to describe when they just killed there opps and then took the dead body and gave them and the whole gang the best head ever

jay : yo fuck that opp penis tracz
rico: yes bro fuck them penis tracs them till we dead word of my mother

jay: this penis tracz bout to be lit young

by big daddy gay boy December 20, 2022

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017