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new york giraffe

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.
"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"
by doochpedro January 3, 2009
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New York Islanders

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
by DiPietrosHipGroin December 18, 2008
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New Pop Punk

The worst noise to penetrate my ears and is just terrible.
by Chief Rottingham May 21, 2003
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New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
by jt001 January 19, 2006
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A New Set of Threads

I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a new set of threads.
by painterly September 13, 2009
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New York NES

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.
I love giving girls the ol' New York NES
by Clotuscreature July 18, 2009
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chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.
"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".
by tom necant October 28, 2009
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