discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking

Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else

by In your dreams September 28, 2023

Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

Is levi a monkey

is levi a monkey
Yes levi is the king of monkeys.... and he is gay 100%
Well.... not the king if hes a peasant

He still wonks on cotton farms, and will go to cotton picker high school
He has the world record for the biggest forehead in the world.

Is levi a monkey the answer is yes

by Is levi a monkey April 5, 2022

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021