A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.
These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.
Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.
Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.
Example:
That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.
Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.
Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.
Example:
That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha
Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus
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Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha
Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*
-Next Day-
Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus
——
Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha
Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*
-Next Day-
Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
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The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
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Get the baby toke mug.A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.
It is formed by:
1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
It is formed by:
1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
Guy: Hey, what's up?
Girl: I'm on my period...
Guy: *Awkward Turtle*
Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*
Girl: I'm on my period...
Guy: *Awkward Turtle*
Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*
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“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”
(sounds of amazement)
“We bring you frankincense.”
(sniffs, expresses pleasure)
“We bring you myrrh…”
(undecided sounds)
“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”
And Baby G. was very happy…
“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”
(sounds of amazement)
“We bring you frankincense.”
(sniffs, expresses pleasure)
“We bring you myrrh…”
(undecided sounds)
“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”
And Baby G. was very happy…
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