Smelly cat

Somebody who’s not very good at video games and gets pissed off easily and often blames others for their misfortune. They are very stubborn and boring but often have somebody to follow them round.

Guy1: God!!! We lost, it’s all your fault!
Guy2: Wow. Your such a smelly cat.

by Eminem-Head August 11, 2020

bumped cats

The act of two females scissoring.

Watching mud wrestling matches on pay-per-view got Sheila and Naomi so wet, they bumped cats all night long.

by addmykaaa August 21, 2009

cat fur

the patch of hair on a womens vagina usually a patch or a trail

i prefer she be shaved but a little cat fur never hurt anybody

by Walkthejim January 12, 2008

Pet Cat

A word used to describe your homosexual partner. Often used by residents of Florida.

My pet cat is waiting for me to come over after we leave the club.

by pint pint June 14, 2018

cat sandwhich

when passing out drunk on top of a cat and a cat happens to go sleep of your stomach

drunk ass-dude when i passed out i fell of top of joes cat

friend-ya i saw then his other cat jumped and fell asleep on your stomach

drunk ass-dude i was totally in the middle of a cat sandwhich

by catmanjoe April 12, 2011

Cat Theory

The Cat Theory....

A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.

The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!

The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.

The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.

by Peanut Santiago October 21, 2010

Jizz Cat

A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.

Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."

Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010