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chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.
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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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I hate mma people

by Real Alberto July 2, 2022
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White People Energy

The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.
by treuaquarious August 29, 2025
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My people

by Bratzbarbiechri February 22, 2024
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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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people

•you.

•some word people use when they mean person to sound cute
Person 1: you are some weird peoples
Person 2: No you!
by thewholemeal👻💅🏿 January 16, 2022
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