shittest cunt

the shittest of all cunts

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

Cunt nugget

A female friend or coworker, that is annoying by being extremely bossy, or authoritative, acting like a jerk, or is simply PMS-ing...

CuNgt: where have you been? I need you to stay my shift for me, I need money, give me $10, why do you dress like that, etc. (continual needy demands , bitching, and whining,)

Girl! Stop complaining, you are being such a cunt nugget...

by Melancholy Babydoll September 13, 2016

Cunt Spice

The sluttiest of the Spice Girls

Cunt Spice is such a cunty slut.

by Lil Deb Deb December 26, 2010

pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015

cunt parade

A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.

"Leslie, you have been a real cunt parade ever since you got roasted."

by mathematicalNonsense April 17, 2016

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017

Cunt life

An almighty uterus gang comprised of 2 or more members.

I didn't chose through cunt life, the cunt life chose me.

by Heat of the Assbutt July 9, 2016