Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011
Get the 'Oh My God!!!' momentsmug. The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008
Get the Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Momentmug. In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.
"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
by Alfanzno January 3, 2009
Get the Landed on the moon momentmug. by MCR-ScorpioGem January 3, 2008
Get the hot pink momentmug. by ReaganTroll November 10, 2018
Get the Lindsey Graham Momentmug. While your mid orgasm, you pullout of your partner and start walking away as you continue to cum all over.
John is railing his partner and he begins to nut, he pulls out mid nut an begins to walk away jizzing all over the place, while having a biden moment.
by DP694U November 3, 2021
Get the Biden momentmug. 1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!
- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-
Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!
Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.
Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-
Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!
Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.
Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
by Adathorrules January 12, 2012
Get the Premature God Damn it Momentmug.