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must be out getting a taco

An expression to be used when you are unable to locate a person who you could have sworn was just there or should be in a location where he/she is not currently.

NOTE: Ideal usage should only be employed by those who are cognizant of Bob Griese and his off-hand, and not to mention off-color, remark regarding a Columbian (although Mr. Griese assumed he was Mexican in light of his statement) NASCAR racer who fell from the top five ranking.
"Hey, where the hell did Mark go? He was just here a second ago, wasn't he?"

"Yeah, I thought I just saw him."

"Huh...must be out getting a taco."
by vidzak October 25, 2009
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El Grande Stuffed Taco

Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.
"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."
by Paully C. January 1, 2008
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Four Cheese Taco

the act of four different races dominating a girl at once, mainly her vagina. Four different races at once spanking her around and tearing that shit up.
A sophomore at Temple University was in a room with a chinese, mexican, black and white guy and got creamed on, establishing the four cheese taco
by mikey g-string July 8, 2009
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Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.
Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack
by KmJ13 December 19, 2010
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yo quiero taco hell

The impulsive desire to chomp on some low grade beef.. whilst showing no regard from where it came or what it actually is.
Mannn i'm drunk as hell and yo quiero taco hell
by k0nflict June 4, 2009
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Too much cheese on the taco

A less disturbing term used to describe a woman with a vaginal yeast infection.
Yo man, that chick was nasty. She had too much cheese on the taco, if you know what i mean.
by Amigo July 23, 2004
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wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
by David Kenney November 30, 2007
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