Behold my gunius

a phrase told by markiplier who is "the smartest dumb man alive"

how to say gunius gun-e-us now you can say Behold my gunius

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021

peak of my existence

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021

Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

Burn my Dread

The song that plays when a depressed protagonist stares out of a train's window, but also a typo because it's actually spelled "Burn my Bread"

"Burn my Dread"
"DuDe Is ThAt A pErSoNa ReFeReNcE????!?!?"

by Mustard Boy June 3, 2021

married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

oh my gulai

A phrase that have the same meaning as oh my god but its gulai and gulai mean vegetable

oh my gulai!

by Vun_ September 15, 2021

pull my leash

An interjection (typically negative) used when another is being annoying, sassy, moody, nasty, or generally obnoxious; especially in the context of snatching personal belongings

MAX! Stop pulling my leash!

They always pull my leash at lunch! They're getting sassy.

by RemoteElectronics October 27, 2022