National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 May 27, 2018

National Anna Banana day

It’s Anna’s birthday today so it’s obviously all about Anna day <3333

Person 1: it’s October 12th
Person 2: No you mean it’s National Anna Banana day

by Carmen<3 October 12, 2021

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National fuck TYRESE Day

May 4 just cuzzzzzzx

Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?

by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

National Bottom Fragger Day

National Bottom Fragger Day is celebrated on October 7th. On this day, you celebrate the friends that get 0/2/10 every game. :-) Celebrate their efforts in dying at the start of every game and trying their best to support the team even with very few kills.

Yo Jess, happy National Bottom Fragger day!! Thanks for playing Valorant with me and being moral support :)

by marichuuz October 4, 2021

National Thot Extermination Day

The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year

You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday

Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!

by Yung Oro June 1, 2018

National Best Gf Day

January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday

hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day

by gangties January 14, 2021