pull a James Bond

serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.

the best man totally got pull a James Bond. That maid of honor, what a slut.

by ballchester January 4, 2010

to rick james someone

1. To slap someone in the face.
2. To smoke a hell of a lot of cocaine.

1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

by IphilP August 14, 2004

James

A sweet loving always understanding guy who will always listen to your problems and does what he can for his friends you can be either on his good side or bad and do not get on his bad side because that is hell James is also very well hung and good looking on top of everything really the kind of guy you would want for a relationship if you want to be happy

That's a great guy
That's a James

by Beysyskaua July 24, 2019

Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).

"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"

by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004

James

Tall and is always dressed nice. Try’s to act like a bad ass in front of friends but in reality he is like a little boy you feel obligated to take care of. Is very judgmental of others and has a lying problem. Wants to be a great father to his daughter but his feelings for his ex seem to get in the way of that. Can be the sweetest person (when alone) and overprotective/jealous at times. Make sure you always answer your phone when he calls because all of your t.v’s will come up missing

I forgot to text the 5 different girls I was texting last night....I pulled a James.

by Bizznezz99 October 24, 2019

James Madison University

A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.

Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.

LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE

by Race for the Cure April 9, 2008

James Bond-age

when one uses phrases originally found in James Bond movies... most commonly "shaken, not stirred", can also apply to the use of the "bond, james bond" style of stating ones name.

-What's your name?
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age

-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::

by watevrrr October 2, 2008