Stinky Willy

A penis that smells 'bad'. The smell can resemble many off-putting things, like cheese, fish, sweaty clothing, or anything else that smells rotten. It is considered unattractive and gross, especially when one is near a stinky willy, for example, when in sexual intercourse. A stinky willy usually occurs when one does not wash ones self for many days, or after eating a stinky meal like a curry, or doing large amounts of exercise without washing. A stinky willy can be remedied by having a good wash, and spraying deodorant in the groin area. The equivalent for a woman is a fishy pussy.

I fancied this guy so much, but after smelling his stinky willy, I dumped him.

by HeadingWest August 14, 2011

Sticky Willy

The act of giving a "wet willy" except you use a hard penis with pre-cum at the tip.

Don't make me give you a sticky willy!!

by snickered December 14, 2009

willie jackson

good reference for a black male who you don't know

"Look, there goes Willie Jackson"

by junebug January 3, 2005

dirty willy

Noun: A slightly more extreme variation on the childish prank known as the wet willy. Instead of inserting a finger into your mouth and then into someone's ear with a twisting motion, you first insert your finger into your anus, then into the recipient's mouth. Twisting is optional.

"-Why did Suzie leave school early today?

-Johnny gave her a dirty willy and she threw up...

-HAHAHA sucks for her."

by FruitoftheLoomis October 18, 2010

Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.

Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.

by pdunny August 24, 2005

Willy Waver

n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.

"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

pilly willy

When you munch too many dids and your cock shrivels up and remains floppy.

Derived from the Latin 'Pillius Willius.'

I couldn't shag that bird after the rave as I had pilly willy.

by sirgurnalot October 9, 2011