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Ball Police

When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.
Martin: God Jack put away your ball!

Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!
by Martinpj2004 April 3, 2010
mugGet the Ball Policemug.

hiphop police

Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Artists
Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..
by Randy [blur] Robbins February 4, 2006
mugGet the hiphop policemug.

Jazz Police

Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.
Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.
by Not The Weatherman January 23, 2012
mugGet the Jazz Policemug.

police chewtality

when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible
"police brutality, AND chewtality"
police chewtality
by Ndnd December 17, 2008
mugGet the police chewtalitymug.

fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004
mugGet the fashion policemug.

Police car

It's like an uber, but for black people.
Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?
by Davito The Dorito August 10, 2019
mugGet the Police carmug.

beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".
"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"
by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013
mugGet the beer policemug.

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