Oral Stranger

When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.

Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger

by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020

no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.

Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october

by I wasn't the imposter October 2, 2020

Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

by lionskin December 31, 2011

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Oral Sex in Battleasya Bedwars

Dont invite GodJustSaidSike#3014 to our bw oral session

by TandemMC September 5, 2021

Laughing oral

When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.

Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!

by Big bad western law enforcer March 2, 2022

Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

by nucciano March 5, 2021