textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.

Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.

by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014

Binding relationship

Long term relationship committed emotional, sexual or both between two parties.

I want to be with you, but I just don't want a binding relationship, because I'm going to college soon.

by Maddymk August 8, 2016

relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by [e-mail] February 5, 2009

Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

toxic relationship

a toxic relationship between two people who argue over nonsense and how trust issues.

Boy 1: “damn sofia and brandon are toxic asf”

Boy 2: “they have a toxic relationship”

by jakesgreat01 February 1, 2021

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

relationship flex

When somebody flexes on the fact that he/she is in a relationship. This type of behaviour usually includes having interactions with a partner that is supposed to be private for example kissing. Instagram pictures where the couple is making out can also be considered this. This type of behaviour is usually quite despised and cringed at since it makes everyone feel uncomfortable, no matter the observer’s status (single or not).

Have you seen Jake’s new insta photo with his girlfriend. It’s so obvious it’s just a relationship flex. Jeez, it was so cringe.

by rudi.k July 23, 2019