Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Dole shoes

Cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like Abibas or Dr Marttins.

What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.

by starni999 April 3, 2011

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022