Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
by AstorR September 4, 2021
Get the Evanmug. The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug. evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020
Get the evanmug. by Ealgivf February 4, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
Get the Evanmug. (noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
Get the Evanmug.