nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

by gingergreen August 20, 2011

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 18, 2020

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.

yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

by Kronkaitis May 14, 2014

Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.

His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.

by Dr Farhan January 22, 2022

carrot vibes

The best kind of vibe.
Carrot Vibes

"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".

"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."

by Massive blob of carrot March 9, 2021