With his big fat hazel eyes he has lots of humor and can make any crowd laugh. He’s not afraid to show anything about him, including farting and crying infront of a big crowd. He loves to help around the house and loves volunteering, he despises children. He cares deeply for food and is a pig. He’s very full of him self and cares deeply about how he looks, you’ll never catch a moment when he’s not looking in the mirror. Overall he’s a great person and don’t let him go.
by Shadøw..medøs March 7, 2021
Get the Zacharymug. Zachary's are truly one of a kind. They have a hard exterior, but once you get to know them, they are a big softie. Zachary's are usually skinny, but tall and has the mouth of a sailor. They will definitely win in a roast battle. Their big blue and green eyes will draw you in, wanting more. Zachary's are usually the most weirdest, yet funniest, people you will ever meet. They attract a lot more girls (and guys) then they think. You will definitely enjoy the time you spend with a Zachary.
"Omg look at that guy... He is totally a Zachary."
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "
by Ihatemyselflmao February 7, 2020
Get the Zacharymug. by nonjoefnjofnjofanj December 5, 2021
Get the zachary ruckermug. He's the nicest person you will ever meet. He has a horrible sense of fashion, and only wears two colors all the time. But he always cares about how you're doing, and will save your life even if you don't ask him to. He's always there to make you laugh with his sarcastic wry wit.
He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
Zachary: "I'm proud of you"
by rando779 August 3, 2022
Get the Zacharymug. by 3691218 December 5, 2019
Get the Zachary Tan xuan Haomug. My theater arts teacher who sexually assaulted 2 y/o and a 5 y/o when he was 15- look it up as " Zachary Turner assaulting girls" and it will pop up as the 2 ND website for more info of the HORRIBLE things he did to the small poor children.
by Goldilocks:) November 7, 2021
Get the zachary turnermug. Zachary has a humongous cock. It’s so big his nickname is the horse. All the ladies want a peace of him. He hates nerdy fat people named Maxwell. Zachary comes with many nicknames such as: “big strong Zach”, “strong pussy slayer Zach”
by I love Kendrick November 21, 2023
Get the Zacharymug.