why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same

*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"

Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"

by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017

Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.

by toiletlord May 18, 2023

she said do you love me

I said only partly i only love my bed and my momma

she said do you love me i said only partly i only love my bed and my momma im sorry

by my discord is Annoyingdog#7961 September 27, 2021

hey how did you found me

hahahahaha i hope you are lucky finding me cause i really hope not.
What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
hahahahahhaahhahahahahha help hahahahahhhahahahahaaha why hahahahahahha fuck you

Jones - "what the fuck, how did you found hey how did you found me"
Joseph - "yes"

by jimmyjoneswhatamidoingwithmyli September 01, 2017

fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.

I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!

by Bad C dev March 29, 2022

are you lying to me?

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.

Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

by douknodawae March 21, 2018

you me at six

The most amazing band on Earth. Consisting of: Josh Francesch (Vocals), Max Helyer (Guitar), Matt Barnes (Bass), Dan Flint (Drums), Chris Miller (Guitar). A punk/rock band from Weybridge, Surrey formed in 2005. They are fricking awesome. Haters are jealous of their good looks and their amazing talent. Take Off Your Colours and Hold Me Down are two insane albums of the band. Josh Franceschi is sexy. That is all. We all love ymas.

you me at six

by eiddamworp August 31, 2010