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Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*
by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012
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Booty Drunk

Booty Drunk /adj/: 1. A state of being caused by a woman with a luscious rear-end.
2. Emotional intoxication of the ass
"What?... Oh, sorry! That girl went click-clacking' by in her heels and her ass got me all booty drunk".
by Zmandella September 22, 2011
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Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.
Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.
by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014
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drunk slut

actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself
the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots
by Takinabreakistan December 28, 2005
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town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
by Lefty May 4, 2005
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pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom July 20, 2008
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Brow Drunk

Brow Drunk is derived from the phrase "eyebrow drunk." This phrase refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it. Thus, the patient is now eyebrow drunk because they have ingested vodka through their eyebrow wound.
The phrase Brow Drunk refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it.
by Hungryandatthegym January 24, 2014
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