by midasdolphin March 24, 2023
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 27, 2018
Any out of the way location outside a house, preferably down the side of the house or worst case behind a shed or garage. A deluxe Shotgun Alley will have a small knife or screwdriver attached to the fence via an old piece of string. The purpose of Shotgun Alley is to gather a small team of elite drinkers from the house party for a 'Shotgun Alley run.'
As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"
As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"
by Hilldog3000 June 22, 2023
An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
by Megachulo brosefski December 19, 2021
A simple explanation is required. Assume you have an exceedingly unintelligent friend named Maya who is also ugly, but only in the ways that matter. Hypothetically, she would be with two fellows called Jamey and Eli.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”
by Megachulo brosefski December 19, 2021
by Tebo_1K August 03, 2023
When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!
John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!
by Whistlethat May 21, 2017