a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.
You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010
Get the dan pointsmug. The awesome lead singer from Imagine Dragons. He was born in Las Vegas Nevada in 1987. He is married to Aja Volkman and has a daughter named Arrow Eve Reynolds.
Person 1: Hey who is the frontman of Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Dan Reynolds I think ... yeah that sounds right
Person 2: Dan Reynolds I think ... yeah that sounds right
by lalalaunicornslalalalalalaicec October 17, 2015
Get the dan reynoldsmug. Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.
He's also a good friend.
Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020
Get the Dan Phanmug. Pulling a Dan Hughes is when there is a small price to pay and you are unwilling to, generally when it's really not that big of a price but you are too stingy and upset at the world to pay it. Pulling a Dan Hughes generally consists of the phrase "I'm not paying them prices"
The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.
The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.
by Dan "the board game man" August 23, 2022
Get the Dan Hughesmug. Dan Haigh is the bassist in Post-Hardcore/Metal band, Fightstar. Dan is also Al's best friend in Fightstar and went to school together. Dan has directed many Fightstar videos, and contributes greatly to the band!
Dan's birthday is December 5th. I think...
Dan's birthday is December 5th. I think...
by FightstarFan January 6, 2008
Get the Dan Haighmug. by ed the bird November 22, 2010
Get the A Dan Sheppardmug. Dead head from the beginning to end. Also was a doctor in his past life. Long and sexy dirty blonde that makes any girl melt ;)
by Secret Santa;) November 4, 2020
Get the Dan Starkmug.