Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot

-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey

by HoffAloff August 15, 2018

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.

Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.

by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

ornery monkey

mischievously playful person

Patrick looked like he was going to kiss me--instead, he stuck his tongue up my nose, that ornery monkey!

by ornerymonkey July 23, 2010

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

pump monkey

A guy who lifts heavy weights, a lot, usually in the gym.

"I'm gonna lift with the pump monkeys. Be back later."

by Silicon Dogwoods August 13, 2020

A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.

See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job

by KA1223 March 16, 2020

brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame

"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53

by Crassius June 24, 2021