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Green Bottle Theory

A theory that states that any beverage (I.E. a liquid you drink) that comes packaged in a Green Bottle mixes well with anything else that comes in a Green Bottle.

Examples of things that come in Green Bottles
Sodas such as Mellow Yellow, Squirt, Sprite, Mountain Dew, and 7-Up.
Alcoholic beverages the comes in green bottles such as Heineken, Tanqueray, Midori, Hard Ciders, some Wine, and Jagermeister.
Other things such as NyQuil, some Teas, and other such things
by Prof.FankN.Stein October 11, 2011
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give'r green river

Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.
"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"
by Leigh Steele September 13, 2006
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the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current situation.
The green buoy society will not take it anymore.
by bbdkzk November 9, 2020
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Green Leafy Vegetable

an extremely idiot and silly silly sausagey wombat
That elliott is such a Green Leafy Vegetable.
by elliottandjazz December 16, 2021
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Bright green pass

by WILLINKS October 13, 2019
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Green Bay Packered

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.
Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.
by ugh no November 10, 2015
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Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023
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