tits mcgirk

midwest slang for the absolute best of the best

That new escalade is tits mcgirk. I damn near splooged looking at it.

by jUmB0 March 19, 2003

jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

by joniam May 6, 2003

me tits

girl friend or wife , affectionate yet derrogatry

your lucky ive got me tits with me
(as in i cant hurt you in front of my wife )

or me tits wouldnt let me
(as in my wife wouldnt let me )

by ian@ June 27, 2007

shit-tits

When a man is shitting on a girls chest gets of aim and accidentally shits on her tits.

Girl: My boyfriend is such a dumbass he was shitting on my chest last night but he gave me shit-tits instead.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.

by Mr.Trips (jacob barile) December 28, 2007

snicker tits

having black nipples, or a term used to call over a ghetto black bitch.

"get yo ass over here snicker tits"

"damn you can see her snicker tits right through her shirt"

by B-low the rapist March 5, 2009

thunder tits

david "tad" richards

hey thunder tits! quit playing xbox live and work on your binary skills!

by marty yates August 26, 2004

roll-tits

a phrase used in the No-Limit Texas Hold Em form of poker used to describe a situation where you decide your hand is good enough to shove all your chips in the pot with absolutely no regard for what your opponent could be holding while completely disrespecting his previous aggression/action in the hand.

the board is Jd-2H-9d after our opponent raised pre-flop and we called in position. we hold 10d-8d.

he leads out 2/3 of the pot and we raise 3 times his bet. then he decides to min-raise us...

noah: dude we cantz2b folding this....too many outs.

Kevin: yea...lets roll-tits on this guy.

result: we get it all in and river a straight flush to pwn his boat of Jacks full.

by tubcx February 28, 2009