The Karamazov Law

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.

by Aeinoda January 7, 2021

great-great-grandson-in-law

The husband of one's great-great-granddaughter.

My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.

Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.

by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025

co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's wife.

My co-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020