jew me down

Alternative to "Jew me Over.

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.

by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

Fuck me to tears

A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.

Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”

by Thatdudebecool July 8, 2018

fuck me dry

Fucking till you can't cum anymore

Will you fuck me dry

by bowl 420 October 19, 2014

Nah, that ain't me

What you say when you don't want to be associated with a certain activity or action, or something else you don't like.

sounds a lot cooler than just saying "no".

Dewd 1: bro, you wanna go get a spray-tan?
Dewd 2: nah, that ain't me.

by Sofagas March 20, 2011

don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006

suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005

tie me down

1. A term that was coined in black culture in reference to a male being controlled by a female significant other

The New Boyz exposed the term through their work entitled "Tie me down"

Person 1: What has happened in your life, good sir? It appears as if your spouse is under full control of your persona and all of your actions.
Person 2: Damn nigg, wud bull shit yo punkass spittin bout me? u ignant as hell. shit. u tryin to say dis woman tie me down? dat's bull.
Person 1: Unfortunately, I cannot quite understand your dialect. However, thanks to Legacy and Ben J. I have a general idea about your frustration towards a respectful man like myself. Yes, I believe she has "tied you down"

by Demonte Jones May 30, 2010