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James

A name given to the SEXIEST of men. they are most known for their abs of steel, and their massive pecs. they are VERY reliable. they can hook you up with some cash when you need it most, but you best believe he's gonna ask you to pay him back
ayo james lemme get a dolla
J* yea, yo ass gotta pay me back tho
...yea.. sure
by jjsquare October 3, 2019
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James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012
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Daniel James Reeves

a mother fucking cock sucking piece of shit. a goofy ass fuck. loves sucking the cock and getting some dick.
by adrian ronald petersons March 28, 2009
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James

James can be very over protective at times (especially over his girl best freinds) he doesn’t realise he’s being annoying he just wants to help even tho he isn’t. He is one of the cool guys at school and tends to get on with everybody. One of those blue eyes and blonde haired boys.
“James is so overprotective it’s annoying
by James best pal June 25, 2019
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james bond burger

cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.
i james bond burgered my sister last friday
by MONGUS January 28, 2022
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Devon James Blob

This animal is a Fish, but can also be homosexual at times. This rare fish likes to take it up the rear from sammy t, the exotic dancing bird.
Yesterday I saw a Sammy T and a Devon James Blob having ''FUN''
by Rick harrmann May 17, 2011
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Douglass C James

A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)
by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009
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