Brown Bag

A "brown bag" is a term used to describe a bowel movement into ones undergarments. Typically it results from the overwhelming, albeit mistaken urge to pass gas. This is fairly common in young children and the elderly. The term "brown bagging it" is often used to describe bringing ones lunch to school or work. While considered related in that one can result in the other, the two terms have entirely different meanings and consequences.

Johnny rushed to catch the bus for school. His mother yelled "Johnny, you forgot your lunch". Johnny's friend Timmy sat next to him on the bus and said " so you are brown bagging it today". Johnny did not respond as the bus continued on its journey to school. As the bus pulled up to the school to drop the children off, Timmy and the rest of the children stood up to leave. Johnny sat motionless in his seat. Timmy said "come on Johnny". Johnny broke into tears and Timmy could smell the odor of feces. The bus driver approached and asked if Johnny was ok. Johnny responded "no", and said in between sobs, "I have a brown bag".

by whoins November 20, 2010

Brown Car

When you take a shit on your partners hand and they shove it in your anus. Common

OMG Justin just got a big brown car!

by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007

Brown Cowgirl

A sexual position where the female is riding the male reverse cowgirl and defecates on his abdomen.

Little to his knowledge, Tony was about to receive a steaming pile of feces on his belly. Jessica sure did give him the ol' Brown Cowgirl!

by Deer Cock January 10, 2012

Brown Betty

When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.

Rusty passed out at the party Friday night, so we decided to give him a Brown Betty.

by shuffshuff May 24, 2013

Brown Indian

To pull out a girl's poop shoot and then wipe your johnson on each cheek giving her war stripes.

You could tell she got a brown indian by the twin stripes on her face.

by monkeyspunk December 12, 2003

brown volcano

when one defacates onto a females chest in between her breasts, then squeezes the breast together, thus forming the "brown volcano."

She'd recieved the angry pirate and the frothy walrus, but the brown volcano took the cake.

by Chris Walkup April 30, 2008

brown voice

A voice so deep, that whom ever has it can sing the brown note (a note so deep, it makes you poop yourself).

Originated in the whom of the mother of the deep voiced person. Known not to be fully functional until about the age of 14. Also, the posseser of the voice is usually always pestered to read various things because of their deep and amazing voice.

Hey guy, you have a brown voice.

Really?

Yeah, because I just shit myself when you said "really"

by ProfessorWordMakingPerson February 10, 2010