TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.
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likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
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One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."
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