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Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
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Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl. This can also apply to mythical creatures that may not exist irl, but are still coded as an animal. (i.e. Pokemon, Digimon, Dragons, MLP, etc.)
This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!
by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025
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Porn

What my boyfriend watches every day.
Me: Oh god why are you watching porn again?

Him: You're not letting me to fuck you.
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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Porn

"The kids are getting annoying"
"stick on some porn on the tv that will entertain them"
by jack bins August 22, 2022
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Porn

A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family
Your mother and i starred in a porno together.

Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.

Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.
by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021
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White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 1, 2018
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