Drowning Monkey

When you ejaculate in a pool at a pool party.

Last Spring Break I performed the Drowning monkey and now i have a family of 12

by 8lack Magic September 15, 2018

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020

Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.

He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters

by nopitters December 8, 2021

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

monkey boy

A slang word meaning slave, or subservient person.

"Hey, monkey boy! Get me a glass of water!"

by RocketMaster July 1, 2017

Monkey boy

To chase and beat someone up as if they had just took your bags and shit while you were preoccupied

“Yo, I monkey boyed the shit out of this dude I bumped into at the club last night”
“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”

by Jaaaaaam April 25, 2020

Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep

Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*

by InfernalD April 15, 2021