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Me J

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
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scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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balla j

A loser who thinks he is top shit, see also; Fag
Bruh, that kid looks like such a balla j
by BigOne44 December 8, 2015
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J Dog

J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro
by Lil Lank February 19, 2021
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J*b

noun
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"

2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"

adjective
1.

A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.
A: "bro get a j*b" B: "YOU CANT SAY THE J WORD!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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J. Hugh

An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
where's the J. Hugh population around here?

I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
by Katrina Kewala February 4, 2010
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J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023
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