as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

by jhonneer December 19, 2008

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

Dick Yogurt

another word for sperm, commonly used in a sanitation garage by sanman veterans.

hey sanman, last night i squirted my dick yogurt on some dirty broad at the jersey shore.

by Anthony Urballica November 13, 2006

coke-dick

When a guy does coke (also happens with ectasy and when drunk sometimes) and he can't get hard. If he does manage to get hard, it will take him a long time to cum.

Try as she might, the slutty sorority girl couldn't get her date hard because he had coke-dick.

by Jackme September 20, 2005

coon-dick

cheap or bad bootleg whiskey, moonshine

The mountain man has 6 bottles of coon-dick for sale

by HillbillyJoe August 20, 2007

battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006

dick dizzy

is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.

el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.

el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.

girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.

dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?

girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.

by sallysnaglepuss January 5, 2010