dotting the i

Penetrative anal sex between a male and a female, with the female oriented so as her gash is vertical, with arsehole uppermost. This must follow vaginal sex. If the lady flips 180 degrees, this is dotting the exclamation mark.

After she came, I put on the tv to distract her, whilst casually dotting the i.

by illustriousbob September 1, 2013

ftl-ied

Verb The verb form of "For the Loss" or "For the Lose"

This verb is targeted either at oneself, or another.

Dang, I just got ftl-ied

Lol you shoobee you just got ftl-ied.

by Tri Nguyen April 3, 2008

I want

Every child does this

I WANT 9283838283828283 BOBUX MOMMYYY WAAAAHAAHAHAHAH

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021

matthew i

A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well

Matthew I is a strange gentleman

by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017

I-rony!

It means the same thing as the conventional term, but when said in this manner, it is used as a reference to Family Guy: The Movie when Stewie's future self accidentally burns down his apartment with his stress-reducing candles.

(Fireman 1): Hey, did you hear how that guy burned down his apartment? Stress-reducing candles!
(Fireman 2): Ha-ha! I-rony!

(College Student 1): Dude, I stayed up all night getting that paper done, then I wound up sleeping through class.
(College Student 2): I-rony!

(Roommate 1): Hey, I picked up some dinner. What movie do you wanna watch?
(Roommate 2): I was thinking Super Size Me. What food did you get?
(Roommate 1): Uh, I picked up some Mickey Dee's. I was gonna eat while we watched. I got stuff to do.
(Roommate 2): I-rony!

by Lock Down April 12, 2008

hand-i-cap

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job

"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"

by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

Am I Ugly...?

BRO NO UR NOT YA ARE DA ✨Most Beautiful✨ Boy/Girl IN THE WORLD! >:)

You: Hey.. Am I Ugly...?
Me: OH HECC NAH U ARE U ARE BEAUTIFUL U-U
You: Thanks but I still think I'm ugly because people call me that...
Me: ...Show me who they are so I can CUT EM' OFF...!

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? October 18, 2021