Pile of Fuck

The phrase used to describe a situation or thing that is complicated and or messed up. Can be used in many instances whenever something bad or annoying has happened to you. It is also considered the next step up from a pile of shit situation or thing.

Ex. 1
Billy: I just got fired from my job and then found my best friend banging my girlfriend, what a pile of fuck!
Jimmy: I agree that is definitely a pile of fuck.

Ex. 2
Bill: That guy just sold me a bunch of calculators but none of them work!
Ted: That dude is nothing but a pile of fuck

by WileyCoyote September 7, 2013

Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

fuck boy

Some sissy guy that is all talk but deep down made out of chocolate. Fuck boys often wear nikes , Adidas, spend so much time on their hair, and are huge players.

Person 1- This dude is trying to add my snap
Person 2- Don't add him, I heard he is a fuck boy.

by Task-master October 12, 2017

fuck hour

1.) a unit of time equating to the average fuck time
2.) the time when your partner plans ahead for sex

"Heading to lunch. Be back in a fuck hour or so"
"Babe, it's almost time for our fuck hour"

by JPN0111 December 31, 2017

Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.

"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"

by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011

greasy fuck

A relatively nasty or sweaty person that is also a being a douchebag to you or others. Plus its also pretty fun to say.

1.Go take a shower you "greasy fuck!"
2.Todd you're really being a "greasy fuck."

by Michael Mazariegos October 10, 2016

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018