Gangly cunt

Somebody with curly hair, three nipples, looks like an alien, walks like he has one leg shorter than the other, probably has a crush on his dad and is going to die alone,

“See that guy Jacob over there?” “ Yeah?” “He is such a gangly cunt!”

by J-dawg< J-bingz February 14, 2022

Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 15, 2019

drink cunt

To suggest the act of consuming the juices of a female.

"Fuck, how do I make this right again?".
"Perhaps you should drink cunt".

by JamesJ86 January 23, 2017

Twathouse Cunt

Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers

Davor Šuker is a twathouse cunt!

by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021

Smug cunt

An unlikeable, overly confident person. A smug cunt usually displays a false or unfounded belief in his or her superiority in intellect, character, moral reasoning, or other virtues. See Jennifer Rubin for an example.

Ricky:"I hear Jennifer Rubin used to be conservative but the alt right politics drove her away from the platform."
Tom:" Really? That smug cunt actually thinks that lie works? She has a history of leftists viewpoints that show she is inconsistent at best and a manipulative liar who lives in deceit at worst."

by HonchoRooney November 9, 2020

cunt honk

The stench that comes from a womans vagina. The smell reaches horrific levels when the woman "has the painters in" or hasn't washed it in the past 72 hours.

I pulled a burd last night and muff dived her. Had to stop though as the cunt honk was horrendous.

by Mandelaisafud September 1, 2011

cunt crawlers

pubic lice, often referred to as "crabs", that are hanging out on a female's genitalia.

Krystal wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't want to catch her cunt crawlers.

by havabadah July 9, 2009