The Holden syndrome

The unfortunate medical condition of having wonkey nipples.

This can be applicable for both the male and female variaties.

Dude, that guy has wonkey nips... I can see them poking through his shirt!
Yeah, have you not heard? He suffers from the Holden syndrome. Poor guy.

by dstark March 11, 2010

Adam's Syndrome

A condition characterized by blurting out intellectual facts mingled with a compulsive need to be non-sequitur.

That guy talked about corndogs then pointlessly driveled on about quantum chromodynamics. He must have Adam's Syndrome.

by captnzitnook August 14, 2010

Guddurulz Syndrome

The act of spelling every fucking word wrong and being completely oblivious to doing so.

We shud dew a charitee yo..4 da Guddz patents! - Guddurulz Syndrome

by Vampire_k11 December 26, 2009

Down syndrome

Sydney Edward Bryce patch

Yo have you heard of down syndrome Hes hella trash

by Thatpnoy December 3, 2018

Rosenberg Syndrome

When with a woman, or about to be with a woman, your penis shrinks so as to prevent performance

or

blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg

Isaac: Dude I heard that guy couldn't get hard for his smoking hot girlfriend.

Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!

by Messy A May 5, 2011

buny syndrome

Instead of brain, there is buny.

"Sorry man, I'm currently suffering from buny syndrome."
"Ah, that sucks man. Hope you get better."

by Doggovize August 18, 2021

Bianca Syndrome

When you wake up one day and suddenly realize you have feelings for your friend.

Oh no! I think I have Bianca syndrome

by Cadenae April 28, 2021