Launchy poo

An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.

I need a launchy poo to escape Wayne!!!! He’ll eat me!!!!

by Mankforirk March 3, 2018

Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.

We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.

by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021

poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.

Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.

by poomeister2 March 6, 2021

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014