Slob On My Knob

When You Suck A Man's Dick

Slob On My Knob, Like Corn On The Cobb, Check In With Me, And Do You Job.

by Patrick February 13, 2005

my hand is a dolphin

a person who drives around in cars waving their hand around like a dolphin

"eveybody's looking forward to the" "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" - Rebecca Black

by mynameisnotspecial April 16, 2011

wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009

Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek!

by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018

my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

Fuck my ass

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

by Eat hen February 27, 2019