National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are

Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.

by Pmekacca May 28, 2018

National grab a tit day

On April 13th it’s national grab a tit day, it can be either a girl or a guys tit but it can only be one.

Hey it’s national grab a tit day! Cool man!

by Kapustka May 25, 2018

National Throat Fucking Day

National throat fucking day is on May 12th.

National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.

by ThatLilBitchGotHerThroatFucked April 17, 2017

National Grab Titty Month

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys

John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

by Anonymous [498] October 3, 2019

National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

National Rempit Day

December 21.
On this day we all should act like a rempit and post on our soc-meds like one! Remember it's just for fun and we dont accept any rempit slanders here😤🙅🏻 ♀️

Upload an insta story of you jamming to dangdut songs or repost some #broken videos on ur timeline! Bonus point change ur whole insta acc (bio, pfp, highlights etc) into a rempit style🥀

"Why are you acting like a rempit?"
"Because it is National Rempit Day!!"

by __.dekchaa47._manjah_ December 19, 2021

National Breast Appreciation Day

January 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating breasts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. It beats the Hell out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, right?

Fuck, you're still hung over from two nights ago... but guess what? At least we have an entire day dedicated to titties. That's right dude, it's National Breast Appreciation Day.

by Ginger Nut January 12, 2008