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ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.
1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey
by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016
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Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.
Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey
by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021
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Mud monkey

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys are literally the best rock band ever.
by Applesaucegivesmeboners November 4, 2020
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Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time
Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!
by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022
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monkey spin

Monkey: im gonna spin

*monkey spins*

Everytime a monkey spins, the end of humanity gets closer by 10%
by God of Monkey January 29, 2021
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Monkey fuck

When a group of boys lay in a bed under a blanket making monkey Noises And humping each other
Bro1, yea dude last night was hella fun that monkey fuck was crazy
by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
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