Milk duds

Tiny tits

…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…

by saila June 5, 2025

Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

milk jugs

a female with very large tits

person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "

by silvers #1 fan May 26, 2024

milk shake

when two people hold a person from the legs and arms and swing them a few tmes then drop them

Guy 1: Hey c'mon lets give that little kid a milk shake!
Guy 2: Okay
*Guy 1 grabs little kids legs*
*Guy 2 grabs little kids arms*
Both Guys: Milkshake! Milkshake! 1! 2! 3!
*Both Let Go Of Little Kid*
*Kid Hits Ground and starts crying*
*Guys run Off*

by TRA LA LA!!! June 29, 2008

Kurdled milk

When you are with friends and that one really annoying friend who thinks they are your friend shows up, this is what to yell

Friend:hey how r u
You:good how ar—KURDLED MILK

by isaytomato November 6, 2022

milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022